{"product_id":"the-hound-got-parody","title":"The Hound – F#@K Your Christmas Ugly Sweater (GOT Parody)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"795\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eThe holidays aren’t for everyone — especially if you’re \u003cem data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eThe Hound.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"679\"\u003eThis savage GOT-inspired Ugly Christmas Sweater is for the people who love snow, sarcasm, and zero holiday filter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eFeaturing a pixel-style illustration of The Hound (dog edition), complete with fire, snowflakes, armor, and a profanity-packed holiday message, this Red Alpha Original is guaranteed to steal the show at any Christmas party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003e🎄 Why You’ll Love 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